optimize (also optimise)
• verb - make the best or most effective use of (a situation or resource)
promotion
• noun - 2 the publicizing of a product or celebrity. 3 the activity or business of organizing such publicity
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optimize (also optimise)
• verb - make the best or most effective use of (a situation or resource)
promotion
• noun - 2 the publicizing of a product or celebrity. 3 the activity or business of organizing such publicity
1. Never create unique/funny/interesting/credible content - why bother when you could just copy someone else?
2. Get hold of a huge list of e-mail addresses - if you disrespect somebody's inbox by filling it with crap they don't want, they're sure to want to visit your site.
3. Three words: backlinks, backlinks, backlinks. Make sure you put them everywhere,
predominantly in the least relevant places.
4. Definitely post your URL on a .gov or .edu guestbook, because if you have a backlink from a site like that, you'll be the king of Google in no time.
5. Get 2000 reciprocal backlinks. Viewers of your website will love trying to navigate through all the links to irrelevant websites.
6. Make sure you hide keywords in places that the search engines can see but the viewer can't for an extra boost.
7. Sitemaps are for losers.
8. Your top priority for your content is for the search engines to like it. Don't listen to these idiots who tell you that you should design your site with the viewer in mind.
9. Design your site in flash. It's awesome.
10. Social bookmarking was invented so that you can bookmark peoples sites in exchange for them bookmarking yours. Exploit sites like Delicious and StumbleUpon to the max.
11. Remember, it doesn't matter what sort of visitors you are bringing to your site or whether
their needs are relevant, just so long as you are getting lots of them.
12. Remember, SEO is all about learning the secrets! Look for people in forums who claim to hold the ultimate key to unlocking huge traffic to your site, those people really know what they're talking about.
13. The most important value in SEO is Google PageRank. That little green bar is the God we all
bow to. If my site is PR6 and yours is PR5, you must look
up to me as your superior. The green bar has spoken.
I hope that was helpful
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